Turning away from the endless and rather tiresome rants about football, I want to pick up on a point raised by my friend and erstwhile class-mate Charlie, in his fantabuluously well scripted blog charlie farlie's boozy thursdays (http://boozythursdays.blogspot.com/).
In his There’s no business like Snow Business entry from February 4th, he talks, among other things, about the crippling negativity that seems to have infected our nation.
On a day in which London’s children – and many of its “adults”, such as me – awoke spellbound, desperate to cling to the one outpost of joy amid the procession of gloom that has swept over this country in recent months, the main news items were all about disgruntled commuters who couldn’t get to work and the damage that would be done to our already ailing economy.
This is to be expected. Plainly, disaster sells. What annoyed me, however, as Charlie points out, is how stupid some people are.
I heard one woman say on the Ten O’clock News: “It’s ridiculous, it’s like we’re living in a third world country.”
No it’s not, you insufferable ignoramus. What’s the point in having expensive contingency plans for something that very rarely happens? It’d be like carrying round a fully-functional bionic limb in your handbag just in case your leg decides to fall off.
Of course it’s frustrating to be thwarted by factors outside of ones control, but surely there are better things to be annoyed about than having to take a day off work.
2 comments:
"It’d be like carrying round a fully-functional bionic limb in your handbag just in case your leg decides to fall off."
You mean you don't do that?
Cavalier...
I was gonna say, why do you think I'm always carrying a bag as big as an elephant's ball bag around with me? It's the leg init.
The London Underground had a prosthetic leg in their press archive. Who the fuck forgets their leg on the tube?
They also had a coffin and loads of wheel chairs. Maybe left by the people who forgot their legs?
Ooh the mind boggles.
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